Wally’s best friend in the whole wide world is Coal, a three year old Flat-Coated Retriever. They love to wrestle and walk around with Wally’s nose up Coal’s butt. Maybe it’s like holding hands? Every time Wally sees Coal, he (to put it eloquently) loses his shit. His whine turns into a trill and he looks like he’s seizing, but really he’s so excited that his lizard brain took over all bodily functions. So great is his love for Coal that any black dog is subject to this public display of affection, at least until Wally figures out that it’s not actually Coal. When Sandi gets her Flat bitch puppy next year I think Wally might fall over dead with excitement. Or libido.
WILAW #10: BFF